Getting The Goods by Elizabeth Perry – Review by Kerry Baker

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My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Getting the Goods by Elizabeth Perry is a brilliant and funny book that will have you laughing out loud while speed reading to find out what will happen next.
From the moment I read the blurb I knew this was a book I had to read. I wanted to know immediately why the sperm needed stealing. I wanted to know how it goes wrong. I wanted to know what the reaction was to then meeting her new boss.
This book definitely did not disappoint in any way at all. It was entertaining and funny and such an enjoyable read. This was an entirely new author for me and I just loved her way of telling this story. I cannot wait to read more of her work.

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Getting the Goods By Elizabeth Perry – Review by Laura Furuta

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My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Getting the Goods
By: Elizabeth Perry
5 out of 5 stars

The story Getting the Goods by Elizabeth Perry is a new adult/romantic comedy book. This is a story that hooked me in from the first chapter and I didn’t want to put it down until I had read the final page. It is a book that had me with a smile on my face more times than not and almost falling off the couch laughing. Not only is the story hilarious it also has two main characters that I loved reading about. She has a plan: find a hot man, get a hotel room, and go from there. What she doesn’t plan on is getting caught as a thief and the situations that happen after. He is a man that doesn’t believe that he will ever be in a relationship. She is a strong, stubborn, and determined woman. While the two of them are attracted to each other when these two are together they annoy each other most of the time. This story includes the main characters bantering back and forth with each other and sarcasm can be found in many of these conversations. Will she finally get what she was seeking from him in the first place? What does the future hold for them? Read this book to find out. There are some steamy scenes in this story that will make the temperature in the room rise. This story also has additional characters that you are introduced to. I enjoyed reading about the part that they played in the story and their interactions with the main characters. If you are looking for a book that will tickle your funny bone this is one I highly recommend reading.

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Getting the Goods by Elizabeth Perry – Review by Lisa Helmick

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My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Getting the Goods
By Elizabeth Perry
Rated 5 stars!!

OMG! This story! It’s so freaking good! I could NOT put this book down! Whether its from the shocking things that come out of Gabrielle’s mouth or the sexy sweet Conner. I really never know what is going to happen next. I enjoyed the love, friendship, fun times and desperation that filled this book. I really want to share scenes but I don’t want to give anything away! Just read it!

Conner and Gabrielle were the best main characters. Conner is arrogant and sexy and my favorite. Gabrielle is snarky and accident prone, on a mission and my favorite. Be prepared to laugh and be in shock with your mouth hanging open when around these two or just Gabriella. Now I am not usually a fan of men calling women “baby or babe,” but coming out of Conners mouth it doesn’t sound degrading at all. He uses it as a definite term of endearment. When he says “Babes”….I just get a mushy inside.

Gabriella and her best friend, Maria are completely over the top sometimes but it all fits together perfectly. They made me laugh and *snort* a few times. They have a back and forth banter that i couldn’t stop smiling over. They are friends til the end and all the times in between.

Conner in the Epilogue….OMG! This is why I love this man! He is strong, sexy and confident…except over one thing. He just melts my heart! That is one of the best epilogues I have read in a while!

This is my first book by this author. I am impressed and will be watching for future books by her. The story…..unpredictable. The characters….unpredictable. See a theme here? This is an amazing book that will be re-read for years to come! Thank you it’s Outstanding!

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Getting the Goods by Elizabeth Perry

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Getting the Goods by Elizabeth Perry
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Genre: Contemporary Romance
Pages 180 pages
Cover Design – Sly Fox Cover Designs

Publisher: Elizabeth Perry

The plan was simple.

Meet a hot guy, take him back to a hotel, get busy…

Steal the sperm.

I know, I know.

It sounds ridiculous, right? But I swear in the moment and after a lot of tequila shots of course, it sounded perfect.

Best laid plans…

Turns out, I’m a shitty thief. And if getting caught red-handed wasn’t bad enough…

The owner of the sperm ends up being my new boss.



Elizabeth Perry is a Cleveland, Ohio native who now resides in a small town surrounded by the lake in Michigan.

Her free time is taken up shuffling her children all over God’s green earth, which she complains about way more than she should, but wouldn’t change for the world.

She is a true romance addict and a firm believer that every story deserves a happy ending, no matter how hard it is to get there.

She runs on coffee and cuss words and has been known to tell way too many dirty jokes.

If she’s not writing, she’s reading, or spending time with her family or girlfriends, who luckily, tell just as many dirty jokes as she does.