The Human Mating Site, Box Set 1 (The Human Mating Site Series) by B.L. Wilde – Review by M Policicchio

The Human Mating Site Box Set 1 : A Steamy, Dating Humour Novella’s 1-4 by B.L. Wilde
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This box set is the beginning of the Tale of Bella!! Bella recently found out that her husband (Mr. Wimp) was cheating on her with an almost carbon copy of her. The chick’s name was even Bella. The one big difference is that new Bella was all about the money and what the ex could buy for her. When the money ran out, so did she. (You don’t actually find that out in Mr. Wimp, but we do in Mr. Kinky!)

These short, hilarious stories are told as about the men that Bella finds to date as she is reclaiming her life, herself, and her sexuality from the doldrums of her marriage and boring life with Mr. Wimpy.

Mr. Player tells us all about two guys actually. First we start with Liam. The rebound. Yep, he is just a tease. A guy that everyone knows is not Mr. Right just Mr. Right Now. Bella and Liam become friends. Then Bella takes a chance and enjoys a night with Liam. Knowing it is not forever or even long-term, Bella is okay about moving on when she joins a dating site and is matched with someone quickly. Liam is not super happy about ending the situationship early and even cautions that the new guy, Jack, is just a player.

Bella doesn’t heed the warning. That is exactly what Jack turns out to be and even worse, when he plays he is all about him and not about his date. Ugh. After that disaster, Bella decides to take a break and have a lovely weekend with the girls. While on the girls’ weekend, Bella is matched with a local hottie. They talk. Bella runs into Mr. Kinky at the bar that he owns when the ladies decide to head for a drink. The ladies relent and excuse Bella for a night to enjoy a date with Mr. Kinky. Mr. Kinky isn’t shy about sharing what he likes with Bella. He tells her straight out and gives her a chance to decide for herself about his kinks before pursuing anything further.

Bella does her research and takes a chance. New her and all. Despite a steamy night with Mr. Kinky, Bella realizes that she could not live the life full-time and has to walk away. Mr. Kinky understands but is disappointed. He leaves the door open for Bella, if she ever wants to spend the weekend tied up with him or changes her mind about a future together. When Bella returns home, she has a horrible run in with her ex, from which she is saved by Liam. Bella and Liam are really trying this whole friends after thing. We will see how it works.

Back on the dating site, Bella finds Ethan. Now Ethan starts off as a normal, nice guy. Not super kinky, no blatant sexual innuendos in his messaging, no moving too fast. Maybe someone if Bella was ready that she could settle down with. Bella was pretty sure she wasn’t ready. But maybe Ethan is just a little too nice? They start dating. No pressure for more. He slowly starts becoming possessive, hinting at something darker. After one date, Ethan is expecting more but Bella says no. Ethan doesn’t take the no well. Ethan calls her names and says she is lucky to have someone like him. Bella flips her lid and kicks him out.

Bella was not prepared for Ethan to be Mr. Heartless. Like the white knight he claims not to be, Liam comes swooping in to save Bella from Ethan. Their sitch picks up where it left off, friends with benefits?? Could this thing with Liam be more?? Out one night at the bar with the girls, Bella is confronted by Ethan. He did not like being turned down. He manages to get Bella alone in a dark corner of the bar and manhandles her. Luckily, one of Liam’s friends happens by and kicks Ethan’s butt and holds him until the cops arrive. Can’t wait for the next box set!!

These quick reads are funny but endearing. There are steam moments but it is about Bella reconnecting with who she was, who she is without Mr. Wimpy. I love Bella’s friends. They provide some humor and those oh so special girl moments with unsolicited advice that only your besties can give. I am so very ready for Mr. Rich!!!

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